YOGI BERRA'S  QUOTATIONS AND FAUX PAS ARE LEGENDARY JERRY COLEMAN'S  ARE RIGHT UP THERE WITH YOGI BERRA

 

I'VE MADE A COUPLE OF MISTAKES I'D LIKE TO DO OVER.

AT ROYALS STADIUM, "THE SKY IS SO CLEAR YOU CAN SEE ALL THE WAY TO MISSOURI.

WE STARTED WITH 53,OOO PEOPLE, HALF ARE GONE, BUT MOST ARE STILL HERE,

A DAY WITHOUT NEWSPAPERS IS LIKE WALKING AROUND WITHOUT PANTS.

HECTOR TORREZ, HOW CAN YOU COMMUNICATE WITH ENZO HERNANDEZ WHEN HE    

   SPEAKS SPANISH AND YOU SPEAK MEXICAN/

IT'S A BASE HIT ON THE ERROR BY ROBERTS.

AT THE END OF 6 INNINGS IT'S MONTREAL 5, EXPO'S 3.

FINLEY IS GOING OVER TO GET A NEW PIECE OF BAT

I SURE HOPE YOU'RE STAYING ALIVE FOR THE UPCOMING DODGER SERIES.

SANGUILLEN IS TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE BECAUSE HE'S SO UNPREDICTABLE.

GAYLORD PERRY & WILLIE McCOVEY SHOULD KNOW EACH OTHER LIKE A BOOK.  

    THEY'VE BEEN EX TEAMMATES FOR YEARS.

EVEN THOUGH THE BALL WAS DOUBLED, THEY GOT IT ANYWAY.

AT THE END EXCITEMENT MAINTAINED IT’S HYSTERIA.

TONY GWYNN, THE FAT BATTER BEHIND FINLEY, IS WAITING.

THE CARDS LEAD THE DODGERS AND THAT ONE HASN'T EVEN STARTED.

LARRY MOFFETT IS 6'3", LAST YEAR HE WAS 6' 6"

THE BALL GAME IS OVER….IN THIS INNING.

WHAT A GREAT HITCH TO PIT.

I CHALLENGE ANYONE, EVEN A RADAR MACHINE TO HIT THAT SLIDER.

THAT HOME RUN TIES IT UP, 1-O.

THE PADRES ARE REALLY SWINGING SOME HOT HATS TONIGHT.

WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR HANDS, YOU CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL.

GENE RICHARDS SWINGS, THE BALL HITS HIS HEAD, NO HARM DONE!

     if you thought Colemans were good….next month Ralph Kiner